AISubs v3.7
I have a test at 9 a.m. tomorrow.
If you fail the test tomorrow, you will be suspended.
Let's go!
I want to sell it soon.
(I want to sell it soon.)
It's been three years since I started YouTube.
In three years, I have reached 140,000 subscribers.
How did I reach 140,000 subscribers?
I sold my butt.
I reached 140,000 subscribers.
(I sold my butt.)
I'm selling my butt.
I won't sell it anymore.
I only have one butt.
I won't sell my butt anymore.
I tried to get a sponsor for my butt.
I tried to do a live show of my butt.
I tried to do a series of videos of my butt.
I've done a lot of things.
I won't do it anymore.
In fact, there are more videos other than my butt.
I'm making a video that's surprisingly funny.
Only people who have their butts picked up don't watch it.
I don't know why it's not played.
I just feel like it's funny.
My butt is a weapon and a instinctive pickaxe.
So, in order for me to sell my butt, I need to get along with this attractive pickaxe and pickaxe.
I haven't told you this, but I've been fighting with this pickaxe and pickaxe for three years.
I won't sell it.
There's no way it'll sell.
I'm wandering.
I think we need to acknowledge each other.
I have to respect you.
Butt and internal sharpness.
First of all, let's look at the merits of the butt.
I can't make anything else.
I have three years of buzz and ability.
And then the butt.
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
Of course, there are disadvantages.
When it comes to work, there's only gravure and stuff like that.
I'm not erotic in the first place.
I wish I was insanely erotic, but I'm not erotic in the first place.
My butt is just big.
It's weird.
Call it art.
Merit
I can only make it.
Others can't.
Some people's butts are attractive to others.
I'm the only one who makes this crazy world view.
People who get stuck are really stuck.
The video I make.
Demerit
The waves are too intense.
When it doesn't come, it doesn't come at all.
I'm alive and well.
And I don't take it in general.
It's super stuck for people who get stuck.
Even the general public doesn't know this world view.
So, in terms of advertising, it's better to use your butt.
In terms of internal charm, it's better to use sharpness.
But it's too far away.
Even though I came in from my butt, I was surprised to see this sharpness.
I didn't come to see it because I like it.
Demerit
A mismatch will occur.
I'm mainly erotic.
I'm here to watch erotic videos.
I don't want you to talk about crazy ideas.
That mismatch is happening now.
That's why I'm not popular now.
I'm worried about it.
I want to be popular!
I want to be on "obupira" and "yufes".
"yufes"?
I want to be on YouTube!
I've seen a lot of things for three years.
I've been doing it without consulting or anything like that.
For me, I need easy-to-understand catch copies and attractive character videos.
But why am I so worried about it?
Why do I want to be so popular?
I'm not doing it for commercial purposes.
I have a dream for the future.
Why have I been working hard for three years since my debut three years ago?
It costs about 500,000 yen to study abroad.
I came to Tokyo and spent all my money on real estate.
Why am I trying so hard with all these minuses?
My future dream is this.
When I become a gourmet YouTuber...
no, I want to start a brewery!
Three years ago, I was asked to join a group that really sells idols, and I thought, "Are you serious?" If I'm not serious, I'll quit right away.
I've been a weird person since I was a kid.
So I started going to breweries because I wanted to be a real store owner.
So what should I do for that?
I don't have money or skills, so I gather fame and gather fame.
When it comes to gathering fame, it's not social media. Social media is where YouTubers have the most power.
There are people who are attractive to YouTube, right?
I'm starting a YouTuber and I'm doing it in a way that I'm attractive to celebrities and characters.
But no matter how much I analyze and work for three years,
It's not sold yet.
140,000 people have not reached me yet.
So I definitely want to make that grape shop.
And with this thought,
I want to stand in the grape shop and become a gourmet YouTuber.
I would like to continue my creative work in the future.
I don't want to stand in the grape shop and become a gourmet YouTuber.
So, if you don't grab it now, you won't be able to do creative work in the future.
I was told that I would lose all my energy and luck if I didn't do creative work in my fortune- telling.
But I have no choice but to do creative work.
Creative is raw.
When it comes to YouTube, I make videos and make talents.
Creative is ultimately...
YouTube is ultimately...
What you need is...
It's completely luck and skill.
In terms of skill,
How much attractive characters and contents you can make.
And luck is also important.
The luck I got was...
I happened to have a big butt.
And I was able to make a video using that butt.
I also have that skill.
So, I'm going to make a declaration here.
You don't have to stick to your butt.
Use both.
Even if you can't, you'll do it.
That's what I hope for.
You can use it for your butt or for your head.
So how about this?
Adolescent idol
From any angle, it's an adolescent idol, right?
Have you ever thought you weren't an adolescent idol?
Not at all, right?
Yes, in addition to the gap element of an adolescent idol,
If you take it off...
Oh, my butt was big!
It was too sharp.
How about these two routes?
Like a gal game?
Yes, yes, yes.
Don't you think these two patterns of gal games are fun?
This mob character art.
Well, I think I'll go for now.
Well, I'm not telling you what I want you to know.
I'm telling you myself.
If you decide to go out once in a while,
There's no way the sharpness will come out.
Let's make each other a channel where we can coexist in a good way.
Let's do it!
Like I'm telling you, let's do it!
It's you! You!
Do it!
Really...
Then I'll go for now.
Yes, really.
Well, I'm sure it'll sell.
This year...
I said it would sell last year, but it didn't sell at all.
This year!
I'm sure it'll sell!
Seriously!
I'm serious!
Really!
I'll do my best!
With the sharpness and butt element.
Yes.
And!
Let's grab it!
Together!
I talked about it earlier.
Yume talked about it.
Let's definitely grab it!
Follow me!
I want you to trust me!
Let's definitely grab it!
Gourmet YouTuber!